1. A difficult three-year-old is almost twice the work of an easy baby. Added bonus: they don’t nap.
2. A fireman costume layered over a bathing suit layered over regular clothes and topped with a motorcycle helmet is appropriate attire for every occasion.
3. Television isn’t nearly as bad for kids as I used to think.
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