Dear people I love,
I may or may not be able to answer the phone:
1. While in the bath;
2. While driving;
3. While on a walk;
4. While having a conversation with a friend;
5. While dealing with a temper tantrum or a crying baby;
6. When both of my hands are full;
7. While on the phone with someone else;
8. While vacuuming;
9. While putting a child down for a nap;
10. While sleeping;
11. While waiting for a bus with children;
12. While in a parking lot;
13. While going to the bathroom;
14. While in a dental or doctor’s appointment;
15. While at a checkout counter;
16. While handling raw meat;
17. While changing a diaper;
18. While meditating.
Thanks for understanding. (You do understand, right? I thought so.)
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